BUCK FIMMERS

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
02/12/2016 at 09:44 • Filed to: None

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I need that on a bumper sticker. So after I get back in front of the assholes that don’t indicate and brake check me can read my stance on what I think of most of the owners of said brand. All while remaining 100% clean so my kids won’t ask me why I have a naughty word on my car.

Maybe GUCK YOUR F35/37 too.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:48

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Hasn’t the F-35 had enough hate?


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:50

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You make me sad.

Around here the serial cut-off artists are...who am I kidding, it’s Boston. Everyone’s a serial cut-off artist.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > wiffleballtony
02/12/2016 at 09:50

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Well if Northrop Grumman had fitted a turn signal stalk as standard equipment, we wouldn’t have this issue now, would we.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > wiffleballtony
02/12/2016 at 09:51

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no.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > wiffleballtony
02/12/2016 at 09:51

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It boggles the mind that anyone would pay $40,000,000,000 for a mediocre sports sedan/coupe


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:52

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Who is worse though? Asshole drivers, or people that put bumper stickers on their car? Toss up for me ;)

EDIT : Get bumper stickers that just say “asshole”. Keep em handy, and slap them on deserving cars.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Aaron M - MasoFiST
02/12/2016 at 09:52

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Then you’re free to hate on everyone. When you live in a small suburb and only a few of the drivers do such things to stand out, its easier to generalize. Its the German luxury cars and Bro Dozers.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:53

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You should move here to central PA. Instead of dickheads cutting you off you get people who go 45 in a 45. And 45 in a 35. And 45 in a 55.

And 5 on hills. I do so dearly wish I was exaggerating that last one.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > TheOnelectronic
02/12/2016 at 09:55

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Mr. Regular should so a Regular PA Drivers video. I’ve seen enough dashcam video from that state to never want to drive there. Unless I have a tank.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:56

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Being a BMW driver, I subcategorize as a defense mechanism. The X5/X3/X1 drivers are way worse than the car drivers, and the worst car drivers tend to be the badge snob special leases, the 328i and 320i AWD cars. The few other 1-series drivers I see are polite, and the 5- and 7-series drivers do a very good job at being invisible.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Aaron M - MasoFiST
02/12/2016 at 09:58

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Pretty sure the guy last night was in a 5 series, the one from this morning was an X5. I yielded to her at a T intersection because I thought she was going straight. Nope. Didn’t signal and turned right onto the street I was on.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > TheOnelectronic
02/12/2016 at 09:59

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And 5 on hills. I do so dearly wish I was exaggerating that last one.

Yeah, but it’s not like they can go any faster

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Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 09:59

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Pennsylvania is the only state where I’ve been hit by a car. The galling part was two days later I got the phone call “yeah, your bike did two grand of damage to my car when I ran you off the road...”


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 10:01

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That’s pretty funny actually! I would get one just for the irony of it.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 10:02

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The smartest drivers in Boston take the T instead of dealing with the bullshit. I’m technically in the dumbest category of drivers: those who think they can bicycle on the road and survive. On the plus side, I have *great* reflexes now.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Aaron M - MasoFiST
02/12/2016 at 10:18

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Nice.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > BigBlock440
02/12/2016 at 10:22

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I once saw a buggy with neon underglow. At like 2am. Yes I’m serious.


Kinja'd!!! GTI Sprinks > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 10:23

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I’d make that happen for a few dollars. Real question is, what color do you want that in? :P


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 10:23

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On the whole the drivers aren’t bad, just confusingly bipolar with speed. An interstate with a 55mph limit has an average traffic speed of 70. A rural highway with a 55 limit has an average speed of 40.

I still maintain that nobody beats Florida for dangerous driving.

And in my experience NM holds the title for “Holy shit that thing still RUNS?”


Kinja'd!!! GMart > Aaron M - MasoFiST
02/12/2016 at 10:32

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See, as an X3 driver, I feel the opposite about the car drivers! It’s absolutely the $299-lease-special 320i drivers that generate the most brand-hatred to me.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 10:34

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You know how it is with government contract supply work, those turn signals are millions apeice.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheOnelectronic
02/12/2016 at 10:35

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Don’t even get me started on the maintenance costs. Air ride suspension problems? That’s nothing compared to getting a dealer to work on your VTOL.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > GMart
02/12/2016 at 10:36

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That’s fair, and I see that too. Worse than them are CLA250 drivers, for the same reason.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > GTI Sprinks
02/12/2016 at 10:48

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The brightest possible.


Kinja'd!!! GTI Sprinks > Takuro Spirit
02/12/2016 at 12:17

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I’ll see what I got in stock


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > wiffleballtony
02/12/2016 at 12:51

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I hear if something happens to the stealth coating out of warranty you’re fucked.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > TheOnelectronic
02/12/2016 at 13:03

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Two words. Plasti. Dip.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > TheOnelectronic
02/13/2016 at 00:48

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Florida is pretty bad (along with south carolina). I mean when an intersection there gets claimed as the most dangerous intersection, you know its got to be bad on too many levels.