![]() 02/12/2016 at 09:44 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I need that on a bumper sticker. So after I get back in front of the assholes that don’t indicate and brake check me can read my stance on what I think of most of the owners of said brand. All while remaining 100% clean so my kids won’t ask me why I have a naughty word on my car.
Maybe GUCK YOUR F35/37 too.
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Hasn’t the F-35 had enough hate?
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You make me sad.
Around here the serial cut-off artists are...who am I kidding, it’s Boston. Everyone’s a serial cut-off artist.
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Well if Northrop Grumman had fitted a turn signal stalk as standard equipment, we wouldn’t have this issue now, would we.
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no.
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It boggles the mind that anyone would pay $40,000,000,000 for a mediocre sports sedan/coupe
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Who is worse though? Asshole drivers, or people that put bumper stickers on their car? Toss up for me ;)
EDIT : Get bumper stickers that just say “asshole”. Keep em handy, and slap them on deserving cars.
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Then you’re free to hate on everyone. When you live in a small suburb and only a few of the drivers do such things to stand out, its easier to generalize. Its the German luxury cars and Bro Dozers.
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You should move here to central PA. Instead of dickheads cutting you off you get people who go 45 in a 45. And 45 in a 35. And 45 in a 55.
And 5 on hills. I do so dearly wish I was exaggerating that last one.
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Mr. Regular should so a Regular PA Drivers video. I’ve seen enough dashcam video from that state to never want to drive there. Unless I have a tank.
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Being a BMW driver, I subcategorize as a defense mechanism. The X5/X3/X1 drivers are way worse than the car drivers, and the worst car drivers tend to be the badge snob special leases, the 328i and 320i AWD cars. The few other 1-series drivers I see are polite, and the 5- and 7-series drivers do a very good job at being invisible.
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Pretty sure the guy last night was in a 5 series, the one from this morning was an X5. I yielded to her at a T intersection because I thought she was going straight. Nope. Didn’t signal and turned right onto the street I was on.
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And 5 on hills. I do so dearly wish I was exaggerating that last one.
Yeah, but it’s not like they can go any faster
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Pennsylvania is the only state where I’ve been hit by a car. The galling part was two days later I got the phone call “yeah, your bike did two grand of damage to my car when I ran you off the road...”
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That’s pretty funny actually! I would get one just for the irony of it.
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The smartest drivers in Boston take the T instead of dealing with the bullshit. I’m technically in the dumbest category of drivers: those who think they can bicycle on the road and survive. On the plus side, I have *great* reflexes now.
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Nice.
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I once saw a buggy with neon underglow. At like 2am. Yes I’m serious.
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I’d make that happen for a few dollars. Real question is, what color do you want that in? :P
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On the whole the drivers aren’t bad, just confusingly bipolar with speed. An interstate with a 55mph limit has an average traffic speed of 70. A rural highway with a 55 limit has an average speed of 40.
I still maintain that nobody beats Florida for dangerous driving.
And in my experience NM holds the title for “Holy shit that thing still RUNS?”
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See, as an X3 driver, I feel the opposite about the car drivers! It’s absolutely the $299-lease-special 320i drivers that generate the most brand-hatred to me.
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You know how it is with government contract supply work, those turn signals are millions apeice.
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Don’t even get me started on the maintenance costs. Air ride suspension problems? That’s nothing compared to getting a dealer to work on your VTOL.
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That’s fair, and I see that too. Worse than them are CLA250 drivers, for the same reason.
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The brightest possible.
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I’ll see what I got in stock
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I hear if something happens to the stealth coating out of warranty you’re fucked.
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Two words. Plasti. Dip.
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Florida is pretty bad (along with south carolina). I mean when an intersection there gets claimed as the most dangerous intersection, you know its got to be bad on too many levels.